The creater of Bongjudaism. He immigrated to the United States from South Korea in 2005, narrowly escaping the terror of Kim Jung Il. After his arrival in the states, he was instantly appraised and revered as the great BONG. He has many followers in his religion and plans to spread his Bongness across the globe.
"Bong Joo walked to the park. On his way, he encountered some South Korean whores. Bong Joo, being the great master of Bongjudaism, managed to steer their sexridden lives away from doom, and instead lead them to salvation. i.e. his pants" 
"Bong Joo is my God!" - a famed Humanities student
"Bong Joo is my God!" - a famed Humanities student
by Billy & Justin December 19, 2006
 Get the Bong Joomug.
Get the Bong Joomug. A man full of nonsensical irrelevant technical gibberish. Claims to know the workings of the world of engineering. Jack of all trades. Never give this man a blunt knife. Partially blind and would occasionally walk into glass panels. Preferred choice of habitat: a mountain.
by bk5566 October 30, 2011
 Get the Cheng Joomug.
Get the Cheng Joomug. 1. Words that do not have meaning when they should.
2. Jibberish
3. Adj; Someone who does not make any sense
2. Jibberish
3. Adj; Someone who does not make any sense
1. The president is not making any sense with all that jibber-joo.
2. What's with all this jibber-joo you're telling me?
3. He is such a jibber-joo saying the earth will end tomorrow.
2. What's with all this jibber-joo you're telling me?
3. He is such a jibber-joo saying the earth will end tomorrow.
by global []0 [] //\\//\\ []0 September 2, 2007
 Get the Jibber-joomug.
Get the Jibber-joomug. Slang for booster juice.
by Boo Joo Boy February 16, 2017
 Get the boo joomug.
Get the boo joomug. by soadisgr8 May 1, 2004
 Get the joo crewmug.
Get the joo crewmug. by Twist Hamartia January 16, 2003
 Get the Joo-pakimug.
Get the Joo-pakimug. by gooperman April 9, 2023
 Get the Joo Taboomug.
Get the Joo Taboomug.