Jacobstotle Saturday

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.

Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".

by theoriginalja November 24, 2010

Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

Jacobotweets

The only member on FT who is followed by the creator of Twitter, jack dorsey

Jacobotweets begged Crewsmat for a retweet. Jacobotweets is very young and gets bullied in spaces

by Cooldragon17 October 4, 2021

Riley Jacobs

Riley Jacobs is a Hotwife and Pornstar. Voted one of the top 100 Interracial Pornstars in 2022, its no secret her preference is big and black. Off camera she is a swinger and exhibitionist. She is the only brunette member of The Hotwife Tour (A group of hotwives that travel the US having orgies, gangbangs, and promoting the swinger lifestyle) and is well known as for her wild slutty personality.

Riley Jacobs is the definitive hotwife. She is obsessed with black cock that isn’t her husband’s and she is completely uninhibited.

by SwingerLife June 10, 2023

Dirty Jacob

Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away

You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her

by King82 June 19, 2020

karl jacobs

a twitch streamer , karljacobs , karlnetwork , friend of mrbeast ( he didn ' t ruin it ) who does challenges . karl is also on the dream smp , and plays a character who can time travel .

karl jacobs <3

by nagihoekomeada July 26, 2021

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006