Hand-held wank

A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.

Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?

Jack: No reason

Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks

by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009

Heldane

A brick wall that over confident black men run into and get laid out.

Originated in Lower Hutt, Wellington NZ

I thought I was tough and ran into a Heldane , It hurt so much, Im traumatised for life dude.

by traumatised rape victim June 4, 2011

helteetamteetayche

To melt when you put on your belt, after being felt while you knelt.

Helt? Teetam!!! Oh-- helteetamteetayche!

by The Pissant August 16, 2003

helpted

Pronunciation: \help'ted; Southern often \hep'tid.
Function: Transitive verb

Helpted is a word used by ignorant, sometimes retarded individuals in place of the word helped, the past tense of help.

"Yo Justin, I helpted Max on the deli"

by My Name 315 March 15, 2007

headtable

The act of one hitting their forehead against a table, or any hard surface due to failure, embarrassment, defeat, or any ".....", "o_O", "fml" and/or "wtf" moment.

My life is so messed up. *headtable*

by telrunya April 10, 2009

holdtard

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

by ichyban October 26, 2012

hellth

hell: a place or situation of great suffering in life.

health: the state of being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

hellth: a place or situation of great suffering in life: the state of not being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

"PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center" should be renamed to "Peace'Hellth' St. Joseph Medical Center," because of it's lack of health. - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2013