Heffern

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.

"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."

by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008

heiferbitch

-bitch ass bitch that is fat like a cow and worse than an ordinary lame old bitch.
-it can also be a term of endearment for your beetches

snaps for jeaniqua for this word, heiferbitch.

by timmywimmy January 16, 2007

mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005

Stank heifer

A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.

I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.

by epilgo July 12, 2006

hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

heifer

a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.

wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!

by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006

heefer

A large cow or a big nasty bitch.

Damn, Check that ho Candy yo! That bitch is a heefer!

by Rob Lussier September 25, 2006