Definitions by Willisdukeweatherford

smerd 

a combination of a smart kid and a nerd.

smerds like to pick their nose while reciting the periodic table of the elements.

smerd by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006

heifer 

a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.

wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!

heifer by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006

yorgensplorget 

The often gooey mess found inside a sandwich or tortilla, made of penut butter and jelly, chicken, pretty much whatever happens to be inside a sandwich or tortilla.

When i bit into my tortilla, yorgensplorget went everywhere.

yorgensplorget by Willisdukeweatherford November 7, 2006