Hank

Term used to describe someone who is a useless attention whore.
Generally a broke, friendless, insecure, overly sensitive idiot.
Douchebag.
Small dick

Don't be a fookin' Hank.
Didja see that clown being a Hank?
Ignore him, he's a goddamn Hank.
Sheila said her date had a Hank (tiny dick) and her girlfriends laughed.

by HanksGhost December 9, 2008

Hank

A random dude, usually a jock or meathead.

I went to the Dave Matthews Band show last night and there were Hanks in fuckin' Abercrombie everywhere. I vomited in terror.

by The One True Definition of Hank June 9, 2003

Hanking

Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking - Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

by andrea36 August 24, 2008

Hank

(v) to bite, ferociously, as if to draw blood

Dude 1: Dude, I totally hanked her when we were hooking up.
Dude 2: How bad is it?
Dude 1: She's still bleeding.
Dude 2: Dang, dude, you really did hank her bad.

by Triple M Threat December 28, 2005

Hank

Hank is a random , funny guy, that is obbsessed with his new camrea cell phone. hank did it (lol timothy)

hank memorizes all the foods, and sodas i grediants to make sure none have yellow five in them (lol you know whta that does guys)

by akina January 21, 2004

Hank

Oficial first name of a certain piece of poo featured in South Park. Also called Hankey, or Mr. Hankey

"Howdy Hooooooo!"

by dominikandemon May 13, 2003

Hank

1. one who happens to be "hankish"
2. having a wild personality
3. The act of slapping a birodine calculator while singing

Hank, SHUT UP!

by hank, master of defining his name! May 12, 2003