Haffaigh

Library-diety, possibly of Scottish origin.

Did you espy the Haffaigh in the library?

What the hammer, what the chain,
In what furnace was the Haffaigh?

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by El Agustín March 10, 2009

fat heffer

what you call a obease person you dont like (in a nice way)

"fuck that bitch i work with is such a fat heffer"

by the dude who wrote this July 18, 2006

Haferflocken Milch

Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945

Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.

Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 17, 2023

Greek Hayfever

During fellatio, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘Greek Hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.

This is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.

Symptoms may include: -Watering or itchy eyes
-Redness or swelling of the eyes
-Running nose
-Sinus irritation

In bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.

Dude, I heard you gave Jenny a bad case of Greek Hayfever?

Yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!

by Nick & Owen December 17, 2007

HAFE

Stands for High Altitude Flatulence Explulsion. When you fly from a low altitude place to a higher one, you tend to fart a lot. Also known as HAMF. (Hot Ass Mountain Fart)

Man, when I flew from California to Colorado, I experienced some nasty HAFE.

Or

I just got some nasty HAMFs.

by J. Dawg January 8, 2009

butt huffer

One who smells butt. Or one who kisses up to someone for favors.

He is a real butt huffer.

by jimmy staycox July 27, 2003

hafner

They have a incredibly huge penis, Has a great sense of humour and only dates hot chicks Has some fresh af hair and has a friend called dylan

The word hafner is a savage kid who gets all the girls

by YurBrudda January 10, 2018