futterman

a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.

Oh God i think he is a futterman!

by DJ Dougy K. July 29, 2008

futter

Faux-Butter; margarine

Spreading futter on freshly toasted bread is yummy.

by snafu December 22, 2004

Fittle Fattle

The ultimate MC word for the "real deal".

"Yo dowg, much love holla atcha boy... pzio on the Fittle Fittle"

by Salvdor October 7, 2003

furtle

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.

You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!

by Aaron October 9, 2004

fettle

To fall into a very sleepy or sleeping state, a wasted kind of state, often after smoking too much.

If someone was to fall asleep with their head in a bowl of porridge, they could be said to have "fettled hard".

by Ding Dong November 13, 2003

fettler

Strictly speaking, a fettler is one who "Grinds and sands ceramic products". However, in a modern day context, we have come accept the term as meaning: one who engages in unsanitory or socially unacceptable practices, such as molestation of young boys and generally caressing things that ought not to be caressed.

- "Did you see that dirty Baz in't park 't other day? He looked like a right bleedin fettler!"
- "Yeh"
or
- "Jeez look at that strumpet on the way to club Corporation, she's asking for a proper fettlin"
- "Yeh"

by Alex n Will September 28, 2006

Futter in the Gutter

Futter is what you usually find in the Gutter. It could be any gutter in the world where you can find this thing called "Futter" however the best gutter to find this futter is outside the Shul in Calcutta. Usually the guard dogs outside the Shul in Calcutta are called Kangals. Daye Kangal in the Shul, Futter in the gutter! The most common use of futter is to throw this futter at people. In Sydney, Australia it is common for lanky boys to throw futter at there South African Neighbours who they often do racist impersonations.

1.Bro I just stepped in the gutter and there is all this futter on my foot.
2. Bro I went to the shul in Calcutta and found the best futter in the gutter. DAYE KANGAL IN THE SHUL.

by FUTTERINTHEGUTTER February 12, 2019