Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.

The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.

by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018

folding cake

Folding dat ass
Or

Folding dat asssss

I once got caught folding cake in Cambodia.

by big playa 97 June 21, 2016

Folding Dishes

Code for jerking off

"hold on I'm folding dishes"

by Chia_3690 October 19, 2021

fudding

A comprimise between cudding and fucking. This is done by him simply leaving his dick in my vagina while falling asleep cuddling.

My roomate walked in with breakfast for me, imagine his suprise when he saw me naked fuddling with Brandon.

by J.K. February 19, 2005

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009

Folding under pressure

Something Team Retribution likes to do this a lot, especially around Panda

folding under pressure just like team retribution

by Panda on top December 23, 2020