Flopster

A freeloading hipster. A totally cool guy except when it comes to paying his own way.

He seems to have it together, but he lives on his girlfriend's mother's coach. He's a flopster.

by Dirt baggy bag April 27, 2013

Floot!

Floot! is the name of a group of people in the UK, Devon, Teignmouth making a random film filled with stunts and sketches

Floot! rules!

by Liam Kibbey-Newman September 12, 2006

Flooter

Like a flutter, but on the fitba.

Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then

Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am

Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv

(roflcopter)

by ginsprettymuchamazing April 1, 2009

Floptina

A term given by talentless pop stars fans to Christina Aguilera. Usually used to cover up Christina's worldwide success and vocal abilty.

Gaga Fan 1: Omg did you hear Floptina's new album Bionic only got to number 3 on the Billboard 200?
Gaga Fan 2: Omg what a flop! Not anything like Gaga's Floptacular album Fame Monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!

Britney Fan 1: Wow did you that Floptina's vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
Britney Fan 2: Ugh what a flop! I mean Britney uses playback because she's too good for live singing!

by CheezeDoodles July 8, 2010

Floot

snob; self-righteous person

Tommy thought he was above using plastic dinner utensils. He is such a Floot.

by coley83 June 13, 2008

flopoff

Its a term often used when a group of people (Mostly males) pull out their penis's and compare them to one another to see who's got the biggest.

Old lady: "Hey why are these boys pulling out their penis's in front of each other??"

Paul: "Ohh nah dont worry mate, they r probably having a 'Flopoff'."

by Italian Powerhouse April 7, 2008

floptastic

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.

Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

Fox News

by the man with the monocle January 4, 2012