fecal surprise

The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.

Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.

Wow you look horrible.

Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

Fecal Shrapnel

The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.

“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.

by CEMS guy December 9, 2008

fecal feet

NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.

"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"

by Sam Davis, the original circus punk April 30, 2008

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

by PositiveZero March 7, 2007

fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.

You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.

by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007

Fecal dumpling

A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.

Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.

by B0dizzy September 21, 2005