The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
Get the fecal surprisemug. A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"
alternatively
"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
alternatively
"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
by Randella De'ville September 24, 2016
Get the Fecal Fogmug. The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013
Get the fecal expressionmug. Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
Get the fecal mattermug. The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
Get the fecal synchronymug. by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007
Get the fecal bukkakemug. Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.
Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.
by Tybor June 19, 2008
Get the fecal frecklemug.