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fecal surprise

The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.

Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Wow you look horrible.

Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
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Fecal Fog

A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.

This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.

it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"

alternatively

"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
by Randella De'ville September 24, 2016
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fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.
by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013
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fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
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fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.
You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.
by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007
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fecal freckle

Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.
Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.
by Tybor June 19, 2008
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