fapper

Some one who masturbates all the time.

John is such a fapper. When is the last time he left his room?

by Kassi September 27, 2005

Faparoni & Cheese

It is when a guy busts on a cold bowl of Mac & Cheese after plowing someon & it is usually eaten by the person that was fucked.

Guy #1: "Hey Apolo, Ramses told me you fucked that girl?"
Apolo: "Not only did I fuck her bro, I gave that bitch some Faparoni & Cheese!"
Guy #1: "You're the sickest"

by Asianblackman May 15, 2015

fapfapfap

An onomatopoeia relating to the sound of rythmic sexual thunder claps due to the violent collisions between a man and woman, or the quick faint rythmic souncs of male masturbatinon.

Rick stood stunned by the bathroom door when he heared a faint fapfapfap instead of running water.

by tester February 26, 2005

The Fappening

The greatest day in the history of the internet, which took place from August 31st-September 1st, 2014. Dozens of nude photos from the hottest celebrities such as Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence were leaked into the internet underground and made their way onto social media shortly after. It was also discovered that Kate's boyfriend Justin Verlander may have been cheating on her with other women, judging by the numerous pictures and videos of women leaked from his phone.

Man 1: Dude, why didn't you come into work yesterday?
Man 2: .....The Fappening.

by The composer September 1, 2014

The Fappening

31st of August 2014 saw the release of nude pictures of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton by a based god through hacking these celeberties' iCloud accounts.

The pictures have spread through social media platforms such as reddit and 4chan

/r/Thefappening and the /b/ have been the engines in which has propelled this event into history.

Remember remember the 31st of August for that day The Fappening was brought upon us all.

by FAPPER September 1, 2014

Fapadapt

Fapadapt is the act of starting to mastrubate to a new kind of thing. It could be anything from teletubbies to hentai. When you start mastrubating to a thing, you have fapadapted it. Fapadapt originates from the words fap and adopt.

Person 1: I've fapadapted hentai!

Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!

Person 1: Not as weird as your face!

by Naughty thoughty March 30, 2011

fapasaur

A cute way of naming someone who faps.

What a fapasaur!

by AmePang October 13, 2011