emosexual

Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.

Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.

There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.

*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*

Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.

by Timmy Gunderson February 26, 2011

Emosexual

An Emosexual is someone who has an extraordinarily Depressing Nature, is able to cry themselves to sleep everynight, and see the world through an entirely Dark point of view. They tend to like to draw, write poetry or take creative photographs which promote themselves as being depressed and then plaster them all over facebook, myspace and other internet sites.

The typical Emosexual wears straight legged jeans, a swoop in their hair which is dyed black and bright colours and also their wardrobe goes no further than hoodies, slip ons, and band tee's.

Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"

by Chris Shepherd (Sheps) December 26, 2007

Emosexual

Thinking that only emo girls are hot.

Howie is such an emosexual

by I AM BEHIND YOU September 10, 2006

eyesexual

a person who prefers to choose a partner based on the preference they have of the shape and/or color of the other person's eye(s). Can be viewed as a shallow factor by others, but the eyesexual person takes it as a very important factor in the future of their relationships.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ Omg, did you see that guy's hazel eyes? So pretty.
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Yes, I did. He's perfect.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ What about that guy, the one with green eyes? You should totally hook up!
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Uh...no. You know I'm eyesexual I already have Mr. Hazel eyes on my sights.

by LeezDeezAmy October 4, 2015

Eggsexual

The Eggsexual System is a sexuality system for sexualities that can be described as "Unknown but waiting to crack open".

Person 1: Hey! What do you mean when you say that you're "eggsexual"?
Person 2: Oh! That just means I'm not sure of my sexuality, but I think I'll figure it out soon!
Person 1: Oh, that's cool! Thanks for letting me know!

by The Onyx System June 9, 2021

exosexual

Only being attracted to a kpop group members called exo.

person 1: "hi cutie, can i have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im exosexual"
Person1: "backs aways slowly"

Person1: "ow look at that guy, he is so into you,.go talk to him"
Person2: "sorry, but I'm exosexual"
Person1: "ow sorry, I didn't know"

by exo things October 18, 2020

Emosexual

The fact of being Emo and eighter gay or bisexual at the same time

Look at this Emo over there. Wait, Is he comming on to me? What an Emosexual

by Dark Wolf7171 June 4, 2009