by MasatoKaibara4ever November 16, 2013
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by Zedahktur April 11, 2016
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The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched
The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.
by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019
Get the Douchepark mug.When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.
by English As A First Language August 2, 2022
Get the Douchefuck mug.A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.
"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."
by Fuck bitches. Get money. July 9, 2017
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Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007
Get the DoucheFuck mug.Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.
One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.
Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.
Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
Douchbuck, singular:
"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."
Douchebuck, plural:
"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."
Douchebuck, plural:
"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
by N. Adamson January 23, 2009
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