doobitch

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.

"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."

by killerqueen May 4, 2005

doob snack

A delicious morsel of reefer, rolled in paper, and enjoyed when you need it the most. Typically a small amount and shared between two friends.

"Jon, my dear friend, would you be so inclined to indulge in this scrumptious doob snack, by my very side on this breezy, autumn day?"

by Renbidoni November 6, 2008

doob time

A period, or point in the day dedicated to smoking doob, bonging doob or any doob related activity.

Dave: what time is it?
Christian: doob time, brother!
Rob: nizz.

by David Peter Wright February 4, 2009

doobliate

to make simultaneous upward and downward motions with two cupped hands facing up. objects that can be occupied by the hands include coconuts, blue berries, or any other spherical object.

I ferociously doobliated my friends coconuts.

by OH KAY ATECHUH May 25, 2009

doobert

a marijuana ciggarette
comes from the word "doobie"

yo man give me a toke of your doobert

by ciaranwarnock January 17, 2019

allah doobie sex

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah

i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic

by 123890567 September 9, 2020

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022