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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.
starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized
by starrlp January 10, 2008
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dickmate

A gay guy's partner?
Joe and Bob are dickmates.
by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005
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Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.
Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.
by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020
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Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.
She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis
by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015
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Dicknature

Writing your signature in such a way that it resembles an erect penis.
Barack Obama has a great dicknature.
by rossomatik December 21, 2017
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Dickatar

All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!
Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.
by The Conjurer October 31, 2019
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