What people call Derby, CT. Its the smallest city in Connecticut and it is terrible. Mainly the city just looks dirty and disgusting. It has a west and east side. There's a few ghetto streets with a gang in the west. The east is filled with middle class assholes that are at the same exact level as each other but never get along. There's mainly tiny houses that are two feet away from each other. Your neighbors on the east will stalk you and fucking hate you for no reason at all. They mainly lock themselves in their houses and fucking look out the window at you. They act like they don't know you even though they live literally two feet away. About 60% of the population is elderly assholes that hate you. It's about 60% white assholes and the rest are minorities from ghetto cities like bridgeport. People have no patience and your neighbors will yell and beep at you for no reason at all. They don't even wave or say hi. The taxes are probably the highest in the nation because every business that has every business that opened in Derby failed instantly. The schools are beyond terrible and have some of the lowest grades in the state. At Derby High School there are emos, jocks, and ghetto kids that all hate each other for no reason at all. The kids are fucking retarded and just fucked up all around. Everyone in Derby thinks that they're a fucking Ruler and are better than everyone else when they are really all the same. It's a fucked up place that you should never live in. EVER!
Guy behind other guy on the sidewalk: FUCKING WALK FASTER YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!
Guy in front: Just walking around me.
Guy behind: NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS DIRTY DERBY!!!!!!!!!
Guy in front: Just walking around me.
Guy behind: NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS DIRTY DERBY!!!!!!!!!
by Ayipros April 12, 2011
Get the Dirty Derbymug. When perfoming sex in the doggy style position, begin to pull on the mate's hair. When the time is right, yank a sufficient amount of hair out and begin to intertwine and create a rope. Stick this in her mouth, as if it were a reign. Use this to maneuver and ride your partner around the track of sex.
by Claytonreednc May 1, 2015
Get the Kentucky Derbymug. by Capt.Hammer July 12, 2011
Get the Derby Girlmug. by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015
Get the The redneck derbymug. A tombstone derby is an event where you and your friends take a car for each contestant to a cemetary, you drive through the cemetery taking out as many stones as you can, the larger the more points. Loser has to explain the game to the cops when it's all over.
by Dank-chicken-nuggies January 19, 2020
Get the Tombstone derbymug. by roxyhorror December 8, 2010
Get the Derby bromug. A sport for any woman from any walk of life (straight or gay, Republican or Democrat, house wife or working mom, single or married, rich or poor) who doesn't fit into "normal" sports but loves being active. Mostly for those girls who were never very girly, but who embrase their womanhood as adults.
If you can't play nice play roller derby.
Roller derby, perfect for the girls who ripped the heads off their dolls.
Roller derby, perfect for the girls who ripped the heads off their dolls.
by Elemental Tiff October 29, 2010
Get the Roller Derbymug.