Pink Crayon

A dog's penis.

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!

by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 10, 2009

white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.

Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.

by Ninja49 January 03, 2010

Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.

Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.

by definerofworlds June 20, 2010

crayon crew

Special needs class. See also short bus.

You're joining the crayon crew?

by alt April 11, 2005

Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 23, 2009

nature's crayon

Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.

I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.

by Doublespeak Dictionary April 06, 2017

Crayon Muncher

a retard

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by beanfarmer July 16, 2003