the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?
Person A: Did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? Its so funny! I love it!
Person B: Thats an actual rap CD
Person A: I have lost all faith in the world
Person B: Thats an actual rap CD
Person A: I have lost all faith in the world
by hulio January 9, 2008

by Crank23 May 20, 2019

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.
by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015

by mnicoleteeeeeeeee November 21, 2007

by doitphaggot January 11, 2008

Alt. cranked up. The state of being extremely hammered but still not feeling like shit. The stage of being drunk directly before throwing up— you’re still feeling amazing.
by M. Anthony L. August 8, 2020
