chuff mountain

chuff mountain is a gay mans buttocks
So called because its a mountain flesh with a tunnel sunk into it.

Dave gave it some horn as he steamed up chuff mountain and drove the pink cadillac into bourneville boullevard

by Swilly February 28, 2008

chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth

i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave

by ryno555 July 4, 2007

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

chuff buster

A name given to one who favours the act of anal penetration commonly known as a homosexual. Preferrably, a male would be used for such an insult.

The "Chuff" otherwise known as the "Arse hole" makes up the folling word, "Buster" that is added to complete the hyphonated word, and in effect, the "Chuff" is then "Busted." commonly in an act of homosexual nature.

"Oi, I heard young Davy's one o' them "Chuff-Busters!.."

"chuff buster"

by Lewy37586970 July 18, 2007

chuffet

Abbr: Chuffin Muppet. An extreme form of Muppet. Used when someone does something publicly stupid.

Barry tried four times to park his car in a massive space, and then crashed it into a wall. What a chuffet.

by Jones Cold August 8, 2003

Chuff Whack

To go for somthing head first without any sense of directon or carefull planning.

"I cant get the courage to talk to this girl" "Just Chuff Whack It"

by Bellies_994 February 20, 2009