Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

catroll

When someone inserts a hidden/secret reference to cats online (especially utilising the ':3' emoticon). Cf: rickroll.

Number of catrolls I've performed on twitter:3

by deutschebahn May 23, 2011

Carrot in the peach

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)

"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"

by saydalaide October 7, 2011

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015

carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017

catroptric tristesse

sadness that you'll never really know what other people think about you whether good or bad or if at all

I'm suffering from catroptric tristesse

by beautifulwordsandtheirmeanings November 10, 2019

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021