Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Bronking

A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.

The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.

Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)

Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.

Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.

Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.

by wi1d3 January 9, 2010

brodding

when guys meet for the first time at a social gathering or something of the sort, and "flirt" to get to know each other and later become bros.

"Man, those guys are seriously brodding."
"I know! They'll definitely be bros by the end of the

conversation.

by broseph014 March 6, 2011

brödinger

Someone who could either be a bro or chick, but you don't know till you sleep with them

Justin Beiber.... oh wait, its a chick.

Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.

by BohredAsHell April 26, 2011

branding

branding is a art form of burning sobody and leaving a mark to remember them (but connor taylor is the best brander)

bob branded (branding) ken to use as i.d.

by thebrander May 14, 2009

Branding

to leave any type of mark on a female after sex

Peter:yoooo i jus got done having sex

Jimmy:really i dont believe you

Peter:ohh really go check her neck da bitch let me practice my Branding

by Holden Catcher October 4, 2010

Male Bonding

The act of applying Gold Bond to your male anatomy, for a cooling and drying effect.

I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.

by J5T5QZD June 12, 2009