Blumpkinator

Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.

Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.

by grilliam shakespeare October 21, 2011

Blumpkin

When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.

Blumpkin

by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010

Blumpkin

While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"

by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009

Blumpkin

When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.

Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.

by Gun-it_G-unit October 18, 2008

Blumpkin

Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.

By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!

by Loremann March 22, 2012

Blumpkin

A guy received oral sex while a girl was going to the bathroom.

Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.

by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021

Blumpkin

on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.

"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."

by Dan Shvartsman November 26, 2007