by grilliam shakespeare October 22, 2011
When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
Blumpkin
by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010
by D Lee052708 May 21, 2009
by Gun-it_G-unit August 30, 2008
Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
by Loremann February 10, 2012
Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.
by Dan Shvartsman November 05, 2007