Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

Blimp Dog

An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.

Ben: "Blimp Dog"
Bridget: "Damn"

by Jake Macleay January 24, 2010

blomiting

Vomiting blood caused by intestinal parasites, ulcers, esophogeal lesions, drinking feral cat blood, etc.

Bo Do Pah drank feral cat blood and predictably began projectile blomiting.

by WikipediaFeralCat May 12, 2011

blimpopotamus

A disgustingly fat girl, derived from blimp + hippopotamus.

Cathy is such a blimpopotamus, she must weigh at least 300 pounds.

by AussieWombat September 24, 2011

Blomb

A dumb blonde.

That girl is such a blomb. She's so ditsy.

by GayBish March 30, 2017

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

Blomsp

The sound you make when you finally ejaculate after No Nut November

BLOMSP !!!!!!! That was some good coitus

by thebigenis November 13, 2018