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Birch

I saw some Colorado Birches and they were so majestic.
by Birchbae August 15, 2016
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Birch

Birch is the nice way of calling your friend a bitch.
You: sup bro
your friend: sup birch

Or...
Your Friend: Ohmygosh did you hear about Britney?
You: spill the tea
Your friend: She is such a birch........
by That Bish November 28, 2019
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Birch

A word made by a 5 yr old girl with -100 IQ trying to social but didn’t succeed since she’s immature and childish who only know how to watch peppa pig and drink milk
You birch
by charxcharlotte January 4, 2020
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Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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Birch bitch

Someone whose white fragility makes them not as woke as they think they are.
Why have you got a BLM tattoo?! you're such a birch bitch!
by Unicorn_69 September 10, 2022
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robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020
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Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x
Rip It Up
‘My names birch. Show us your tits
by JamieCrick November 22, 2021
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