beige watching

Throwing on a marathon of something you've seen multiple times in the background while performing other activities. Used mainly about shows that are familiar for purposes of nostalgia or don't require close attention.

"Whenever I clean my apartment, I'm always beige watching The Office."
"I'm beige watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover for the hundreth time."

by skeletonkeylime May 1, 2018

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

beigeification

The process of turning an object a beige colour.

We have developed beigeification to beigeify a cow.

by MorganGrayBeige November 14, 2018

beigeify

The operation in which an object is turned beige-coloured.

To perform beigeification, we beigeify the object.

by MorganGrayBeige November 14, 2018

Beignetception

(behn-yay-sep-shun)

The occurrence when, unknowingly, you eat a beignet, and then later, after stating you have not eaten a beignet, you are told you have, in fact, eaten a beignet.

Person #1: You know, I've never eaten a beignet.

Person #2: Yes, you have. I made you some for Christmas.

Person #1: Oh, really?

Person #3: BEIGNETCEPTION!

by Sylvaine November 28, 2018

beige colored soul

A man who's mediocrity is so profound & deep It bares potential to become legendary.

Jordan W was remembered as a man so mediocre it was said he had a beige colored soul

by Beige colored soul February 14, 2019

BEIGEAN

People of a certain age (usually 65 and beyond) who invariably live a fairly ordinary decent yet dull life. From the colour Beige, they often wear Beige trousers (men) or skirts (women) and choose non descript colours for cars (Beige,White, Grey). Lifestyle usually involves purchases from shops such as Waitrose, John Lewis and Marks and Spencer. Politics are often Liberal or Conservative with a small 'c'. Famous Beigeans include John Major, Gary Lineker, Fiona Bruce. Other Beigean cultural icons includes Church of England, Cakes, Rich Tea Biscuits, Stannah Lifts and Radio 2.

It's a Beigean Tsunami- the John Lewis shop sale is on.

by Supersteve46 October 22, 2019