Beigian

An Asian, who is not quite black or white he is beige

Akshay- Is it coz im black?
Joanne- YOUR NOT BLACK
Akshay- Sorry is it coz im a Beigian

by WillSmithLover94 March 15, 2009

Beigian

An Asian person living in America who is who is so white washed that they make everyone out side of their (usually small) group of friends hate being around them to the point of self mutilation.
These people are usually fans of current fads (such as Harry potter) but will just as soon blog about how much they hate another (such as twilight).
This phenomena is unique to the 1990s generation for a reason that no one is really sure of.

Dj: Hey how about embracing ur yellow side and hittin it on with Bonnie??
Hong Xian: No way man! Even i can see that bitch is a total beigian, the only action i would be getting is joining a book club..
Dj: LOL

by Sybirius July 24, 2011

Beigian

The ethnicity of caucasians hoping to serve on the diversity committee.

When you fill out your application don't select caucasian, select other and fill in beigian

by plasmagoose May 29, 2022

Belgian Lives Matter

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.

I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.

by HandleBrake12 June 26, 2018

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

by Joos V. August 10, 2006

Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016