Wallbanger

A women in her late 20's and beyond that has spent her entire youth making poor and promiscuous decisions and can no longer compete with the younger generation of women in the dating pool. She has hit the wall.

"I told the 37 year old with kids that I matched with on the dating app who expected me to be a financially secure, loyal, provider, that I'd rather continue dating the fit, fun, attractive early 20 year old's than a Wallbanger with undeserved expectations.

by FlexAllstar December 3, 2024

Harvey Wallbanger

Where a male beats his opponent into submission then hanging his testicles in his opponents face to establish dominance.

After that guy called John out, he established dominance by giving him a harvey wallbanger.

by Cajunguy82 January 3, 2018

caden ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: damn that Caden Ballinger guy is a bad ass.

person two: that’s why no one messes with him. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

Jase Ballenger

Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny

Jase, oh Jase

Start making smart choices

or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices

<3

I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i

by Cora the Chrysaora quinquecirr July 8, 2021

The Ballinger Blowie

An activity where you have to have two people with Type 6 Autism and they each have to be men. One blows the first one’s cock with nut in their mouth and the second blows the other one’s cock with shit in their mouth.

Me and my gay best friend did the ballinger blowie

by BigStar444 August 11, 2021

The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs

Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.

by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021

Aroused ballgunger

A person who collects puzzles

“Jerry loves puzzles”
“He’s such an aroused ballgunger”

by South Eye Joe February 27, 2023