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awkweird

As I was in the washroom, my cat opened the door accidentally, as I was just standing up to wipe.

It made me feel awkweird!
by Awkweird 2002 December 23, 2011
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arkie

Alternate spelling for Arky, the more common spelling for the slang word used for an Arkansan which is the proper adjective to describe a person born in Arkansas.
My husband is an Arkie because he was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. I am not an Arkie because I was born in another State.
by pearweed January 31, 2008
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awkies

A very severe disease that arises because of lack of self-confidence and comfort and breaks out when talking to anyone of the opposite sex, or anyone for that matter. -
Boy: "Hey, did you do you the homework?"
Girl: "Did you DO the homework?"
Boy:"No, that's why I'm asking."

Boy:"She is hella awkies"
Boy's friend: "Yea."
by Brittney Denise January 13, 2007
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ackie

n., pl. ackies

1. A seventh or eighth grader who attends the so-called Academic Center found as part of the Whitney Young Magnet High School in Chicago, IL, USA. They are characterized by:
a) being very short
b) carrying around overfilled backpacks, as a result of not understanding the concept of a locker — incidentally, such an overfilled bag, regardless of the carrier, is aptly named an "ackie sack"
c) not knowing their way around the school
d) just usually being a geeky, pain in the arse

(Ac(ademic) + -ie)
"The ackies are so short and tiny!"
"Dude, stop acting like an ackie."
"Silly ackies."
by Thomas Pietrzyk September 16, 2008
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awkified

A combination of horrified, mortified. and awkward.
It's when you feel something was so awkward it awkified you!

When I saw my mother doing drunk karoke at the bar, I was totally awkified.
by Sckoobydoobabadaaa.... June 20, 2009
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Awkwercourse

Sex that somehow creates an awkward feeling in one or more of the individuals participating in it. See Awkward Sex.
Jim and Cassie had total awkwercourse last night; Cassie kept texting during it.

Kyle kept begging Becky to have sex with him, but he was so bad in bed that Becky kept declining. She just wanted to avoid the awkwercourse.
by Firestorm502 July 20, 2010
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Awkwedge

That awkward moment, when you realise either you or the person you are communicating with, has been a total wedge.

i.e possibly stealing from a family member and getting caught.

you know its time to back away from the conversation when things become awkwedge.
Hey that girl over there has her skirt tucked in the back of her knickers, Awkwedge. i would tell her but shes a total wedge for not realising before she left the toilet.
by DEEJAYKAYDEE January 25, 2012
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