asalami laykum

Something to refer to the amount of ridiculousness of a situation/call something crazy/ill

Example: "dude look at my hat"

"man it's asalami laykum"

by Karate pork chop May 12, 2014

Driving a Salt Truck

(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.

Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.

by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010

Asal

a great friend who loves everyone, except Patrick.......................................................................................................................................................lol

Patrick is a bitch- Asal

by kasjqi August 18, 2019

Asanta

A person who lacks a belief in the existence of Santa

Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.

Most people are by default asantas, although I've met a few who believed well into their high school years!

by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011

Asante Samuel

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.

(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!

by Conny1234 February 9, 2009

Asala

A Ghanaian term which is used to describe the situation where a girl refuses to dance with a guy at a party.

Freda gave Collins asala at the party yesterday.

by Torettto August 24, 2017

asaltacunas

Synonymous for Pablo Tuche

He went out with a girl 4 years old younger than him, he's such an asaltacunas

by Gph1119 January 20, 2017