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Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer
Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight
alcohol by BaconInspect April 30, 2022
It's medicine for stress
Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom
The HARAM shit most dads drink
Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

Quran reading mega Muslim: ASTUGFURALLAH
A substance (also known as Ethanol , Ethyl alcohol, Grain alcohol) that is naturally produced from fermentation of sugars using yeast in the right environment.

Alcohol is an intoxicating chemical that is found in alcoholic beverages, but has uses as an industrial solvent; a fuel additive or as a fuel on its own; has disinfectant properties in higher concentrations; is a useful cleaning solvent.

Don't worry! alcohol is safe to consume in moderation if it's food grade (as most of you probably know), but it is possible to overdose on alcohol in much larger amounts and it isn't too good for you if you drink it excessively.
Example 1:
Barry: Hey Kim! Would you like a beer?
Kim: Sure, but how much alcohol is in it? as I need to drive home to my kids tonight, ya know?
Barry: Sure! It contains four percent alcohol by volume, is that alright?
Kim: Yeah sure! Just one drink won't hurt, right? as long as I stick to one!

Example 2:
This car should be more environmentally friendly as it runs on Ethanol instead of Gasoline, as a safer and cleaner fuel alternative.
Alcohol by Black Cat - 5000 September 18, 2024

[alcohol] 

A telescope into your sub-conscious.
"I ate Jimmy? Woah I've been wanting to do that for months, thanks alcohol!"
[alcohol] by lajos. January 27, 2009

alcohol coat

When someone has reached the level of intoxication that they no longer feel the cold. So they do not require a jacket they have their "alcohol coat."
Mum: you cannot go out wearing that its freezing!
Me: nah mum it's fine I got my Alcohol coat.
alcohol coat by amo:) November 29, 2017