Adoptomonster

An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.

Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.

Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.

Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.

Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.

by ChrisMara August 25, 2013

faze adapt

a person who studders a lot , like every word is said 100 times

I love it I love it I, I love it I love it , i,i,I love it I love it, said faze adapt

by zombiekillaz23 July 19, 2015

adpot

To give money to the person's brother.

Rich: Can i adpot Daniel?
Martin: yes, yes you can.

by stephen hawking's mum October 30, 2009

ADOTW

Any day of the week.

Adriana Lima looks so good I'd hit that ADOTW.

by paul_itical January 8, 2008

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

ad3ptings

TikTok user ad3ptings, frequently called "that mutual". Also a strong Tartaglia thirst trap enjoyer, who you will only find in the repost feature.

"Is that ad3ptings?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"

"It's a Childe thirst trap repost!"

by ganrxs February 14, 2022

Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.

"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"

by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009