by Andrius March 4, 2008
Get the zee(z)mug. random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?
or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
you: what the zee?
or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
by yes.. April 10, 2008
Get the what the zeemug. by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005
Get the ziddi van der zeemug. An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
by plysaxaphone November 25, 2007
Get the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)mug. our 1 month anniversary.
me and you as "Zee and Kesi".
time really flies, I hope your wound has healed as well as mine, our wounds from the past. I hope we can heal each other.
you know that I love you and i always will.
on this 11th let's celebrate together, by sharing love and affection.
let's multiply the 11th of the following month by sharing more stories and laughter so it's okay if there's a little sorrow.
once again, happy mansiversary for us
i love u so dearly.
— captain Zee.
me and you as "Zee and Kesi".
time really flies, I hope your wound has healed as well as mine, our wounds from the past. I hope we can heal each other.
you know that I love you and i always will.
on this 11th let's celebrate together, by sharing love and affection.
let's multiply the 11th of the following month by sharing more stories and laughter so it's okay if there's a little sorrow.
once again, happy mansiversary for us
i love u so dearly.
— captain Zee.
by zachhary December 9, 2021
Get the Zee and Kesimug. by Llama0789 May 27, 2020
Get the Zeemug. by boring yeti November 8, 2023
Get the Zee babamug.