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The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.
4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.
by south park rules :D December 25, 2009
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96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.
Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!
by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016
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34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.
See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96
by Voiceofreason2 December 31, 2024
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96

When you don't wanna have sex w/ ur boyfriend and do nothing sexual like watch Netflix, play boardgames or have a pillow fight.
Gf: Sorry babe but I kinda wanna 96 tonight.
Bf: C'mon, I'm super horny.
by lilaiana April 25, 2020
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96

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
by ProphetOfConfusion November 8, 2018
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96

The opposite of 69 but you put your ani on the back of each others head and shit on each others head.
Mary and I 96ed the other night and for our finale we spun our sex swing like a tornado.
by justlifeless August 1, 2019
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96

Synonym for Nutts2butts. Just as the number depicts. If one of you is a guy and that guy is on Top and your back to back laying down.
Vally girls be like. "So like I'm dating this fucking retard that thinks it's funny to 96 me then fart so his balls make this flap noise...SO annoying.."
by Snufullufigus January 17, 2018
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