tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

wiener

the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term

"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"

by PWH805 August 23, 2005

wiebers

A person who has odd facial hair. A person of the academic profession. Someone who enjoys hobbies that envolve using instruments. Someone who uses modern day slangs in awkward situations.

Person 1: "Are we using our snare drums today?"

A wiebers: "YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person 1: "Ugh ok"

by Human genome December 14, 2009

Widget

1. General-purpose term for any hypothetical object, esp. used in textbook demonstrations.

2. A floating widget is found inside cans of beer where it collects nitrogen from the fluid and forecefully releases it upon opening, creating a foamy head in imitation of draught beer.

3. In programming, a widget is a graphical component often used to build a graphical user interface.

Adam Smith's factory manufactured 120,000 widgets per annum at four pence each.

by Belisarius March 2, 2004