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A person who has odd facial hair. A person of the academic profession. Someone who enjoys hobbies that envolve using instruments. Someone who uses modern day slangs in awkward situations.
Person 1: "Are we using our snare drums today?"

A wiebers: "YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person 1: "Ugh ok"
wiebers by Human genome December 14, 2009
Words you can keep
One who lacks socially acceptable etiquette in everyday situations. Often incorporating awkward pauses accompanied by doofus looking faces, or acting as bipolar as a hormonal pregnant woman.
"Man that guys is such a wiebers."
"yeah, i asked him if i could go to the bathroom and he stared at me, nodding his head with his tounge out. I just left."
Wiebers by DrumnDick51 December 15, 2009

auf wiedersehen 

A German phrase meaning until we meet again or till I see you again, used as a farewell.

This is the formal and polite way to say the goodbye.
Dr. King Schultz: Normally Monsieur Candie, I would say, auf wiedersehen. But since what auf wiedersehen actually means is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, Goodbye!!

Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
touch wieners by guacablowme November 12, 2009

Wienersprout 

1. A pubic hair growing from the shaft of your penis
Shelly: Whats that thing that keeps tickling my throat when I go really far down?
Ned: Thats just one of my wienersprouts.
Wienersprout by Pearljammers August 9, 2009
In The World Ends With You, this is the name that non-playable characters who can see the game's random enemies (known as Noise) from outside of the game's world give them in thought bubbles.
Uhh, I'm not good with crowds... Crowds bring out those symbols- the weebers! I can see them everywhere! There! Clinging to that guy's back- WEEBERS!!! Weebie weebie weebie...
weebers by Supa! November 13, 2009
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