Exam Week Diet

a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.

Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.

by Justin Gerard December 16, 2008

Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend

A term coined by social media influencer, Vishranth Ramsway, to describe a three day period (a weekend) in which a man sleeps with one of three different women on each day (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).

Bro I can’t believe I just had Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend, and they were all from Hinge!

by notVishranthRamsway March 31, 2023

The Perfect Week

Achieved by Barney Stinson, the father of legendary.

Made love with seven different women in seven consecutive days.

I think this should be universal to all sexual groups, so if you have scored seven different hotties in seven consecutive days... then you have done it!

To achieve the perfect week shows awesomeness and is legen... wait for it... dary!

On the eighth day...

7 of 7 = The Perfect Week

SCORE! UP TOP!

Daddy's Home.

by r6uocs February 2, 2010

Platinum Week

Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.

aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*

by IrlArgy September 8, 2009

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

Weekly World News

Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.

On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.

Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.

Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.

"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"

"Where'd she get that from?"

"Weekly World News"

by Anonymous August 10, 2004

Valve week

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005