Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.
Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!
Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!
Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!
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Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
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Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
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"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
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