Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010

Wilton

A very nice and genuine person who is generally well-liked and respected. Definitely not someone who would post a fake definition to compliment themselves and boost their self esteem.

Joe: Hey, I need someone to be in charge while I'm gone.
Theodore: What about that guy? He looks like a Wilton.
Joe: Wow, you're right, he seems like an awesome guy.
Theodore: Thanks Joe, you're the best.
Joe: No problem, Theodore. See you at the bar mitzvah.

by Thank you wilton, very cool! October 7, 2019

Wilters

Large, unattractive women's underwear. A more accurate designation than the more commonly used "Bloomers," given that the sight of a woman wearing these will cause an erection to wilt, not bloom.

I thought she was hot until I caught a glimpse of her wilters.

by RWalk2316 April 30, 2011

Wilton Beard

The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)

"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"

by angry bry March 12, 2009

Geoff Wilton Quest

The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.

Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic

by flowingwaters June 19, 2010

Wilting Point

The time you just HAVE to go and take a pis, after delaying it for a long time because you were doing something important.

At the wilting point its easy to get injured since you run fast towards the toilet with your hands on your crotch and your eyes at the floor. Many people at the wilting point have broken a toe as they hit an oven or something on their way to the toilet

"this movie is damn good, but I really have to pis...but I can't go now or I'll miss the cool scene"

*15 minutes later*

"SHIT! WILTING POINT! *run*"


"ouch"

by The Crimson King April 15, 2005

willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

by DerShovel February 12, 2014