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Mons Venus

1- fleshy outer party of a womans vaginal area.
2- The best all nude club in the United States, located in Tampa FL
"Hey man, you need to check out the Mons Venus if you want to see some amazing mons venuses/veni."
by rud1i8b4 December 16, 2002
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venusaur

Venusaur just pwnt yo ass!
by Dougly June 24, 2006
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Cleft of venus

The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.
Guy 1: Due, my girlfriends pussy is so tight!
Guy 2: she probably has a cleft of Venus.
by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012
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Vanguard Girl

A typical Vanguard girl will find a way to have school spirit even though her attempts are ultimately futile.

She is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase "It changed my life." She usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail.

During her time out of the classroom she is either at the beach or going to Disneyland (because she has a pass...for life).

The most dangerous Vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. If you are a male and see either, run before you testicles are either chopped off or "monologued" to death. Either way, your balls are gone.

As stated before, most Vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). These tattoos consist of either a Bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being "Beloved"). The tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness).

Lastly Don't bother dating a Vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. Statistically speaking, 1 in 2 Vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. They will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn't "fun" or "hip" to be a mother at 19.
I saw a Vanguard girl today...I married her and had 2 kids.
by thevanguardian2 August 23, 2009
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vengerection

An erection brought on by the thought of upcoming vengeance.

First seen in the webcomic Least I Could Do.
Rayne got a vengerection when he realized that his enemy was now completely in his power.
by EastPoint February 22, 2007
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Vendu

Vendu is a Congolese person who does not eat pondu, just like there is a vegetarian, a vegan, you can also be vendu
Friend:Hey Michelle would you like some pondu?
Michelle: No thank you, I've become vendu
by Real Congolese Man April 9, 2019
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Steel Vengeance

If Roller Coasters are dildos, than Steel Vengeance is the Washington Monument. It makes any Coaster Boy hard at the sound of it's name.

Manufactured by Rocky Mountain Construction

205 ft tall

200 ft drop

28 seconds of airtime

4 inversions

dank western theme

fucking insane.

Cedar Point, Ohio
Steel Vengeance? How could Cedar Point be more extra?
by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c June 23, 2018
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