trumpeter

a fan, voter, or paid actor that supports Donald Trump for the 2016 presidential election

"Heads are spinning, media heads are spinning. ... What they’re doing is wailing, 'well, Trump and his, uh, uh, uh, Trumpeters, they’re not conservative enough.' ... Right wingin’, bitter clingin’, proud clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions, and our Constitution. ... Isn’t Trump known for being able to command, fire! Are you ready for a commander-in-chief, you ready for a commander-in-chief who will let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass?" - Sarah Palin

"Heads are spinning. They're saying Trump and his, uh, Trumpeters are right wingin', bitter clingin', proud clingers of our guns. But he can kick ISIS ass because he commands fire!" - Tina Fey

by azrys July 30, 2016

ass trumpet

A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass

Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank

by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004

trumpet player

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

by soapylemon March 20, 2009

trumpery

trumpery ˈtrʌmp(ə)ri

noun (pl. trumperies)
practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth. he exposed their ideals as trumpery. theatrical trumpery. as modifier : that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.

adjective
showy but worthless: trumpery jewellery.
delusive or shallow: that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.

cite: author: Stephen Fry, anti-Trump extraordinaire.

He exposed their ideals as trumpery.
That trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves.

by Lefty Wing Snowflake November 28, 2017

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

Trumpertantrum

When donald trump flips shit because something didn't go his way

Trump: Ted Cruz can't run for president he was born in Canada.
Cruz: Donald stop with all these trumpertantrums you've been having.

by Doovyn October 5, 2016

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005