tomdark

to tell a story during an order-based group activity during your turn that causes unnecessary or unwanted pauses in the activity

Yo, quit tomdarking that blunt

by The Inspirationist September 15, 2010

todaymorrownite

when it's between the hours of 12 and 3 am and you're not sure what to call today even though it's the next day but it feels like yesterday. word created by my friend Kuro

Josie: oh man! what time is it?
Ursula: it's quarter past 2.
Josie: so it's todaymorrownite?
Ursula: yeah.

by ImitationJesus December 3, 2010

Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.

Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.

by C-Smitty March 30, 2011

Tomanion

A woman who is a tomato & an onion.
A beautiful, sexy, hot, cute, & curvaceous woman.

Did you see her?! She's a total tomanion!

by Chris7291991 October 10, 2017

Gary Toman

Synonyms with having a tiny penis

Gary Toman has a microscopic tadger

by Yermaw January 11, 2019

Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.

by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019

eli tomac

The 2020, really fast, monster energy supercross champion and 3x pro mx champion.

Eli tomac fan: Dude, did you see Eli Tomac win Daytona again?
Cooper Webb fan: FUCK YOU!

by pissfaceandhead March 17, 2021