The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.

"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022

Fart from the heart

Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.

Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.

Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.

by Leon Spruce June 8, 2009

Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

by Le_Moff May 14, 2012

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

Woah

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023

fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

fart in the hole

It refers to the fart-like sounds occuring during the anal sex. If you say sb has got the fart in the hole, it means that s/he is in a really sticky situation.

A few hours ago, your boogie pimp Jim has learned that he is HIV+, which means you really got the fart in the hole now.

by gamakara May 14, 2009

drops by to fart in the hallway

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.

Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.

by deepmaroon September 23, 2020