Skip to main content
Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008
Flag
mugGet the The Smelly English Muffin mug.
When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Muffin fuck (the real deal) mug.

Muffin in the Oven

Share definition
To let loose flatulence while two partners are sleeping together in the same bed.
His "muffin in the oven' was horrifying his spouse!
by The Broken Saint January 1, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Muffin in the Oven mug.
The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.
I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best
by yea me 2 January 3, 2015
Flag
mugGet the enjoy the muffins mug.

Mixing the muffins

Share definition
when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll
by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Mixing the muffins mug.
Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
by that.ali3n August 23, 2020
Flag
mugGet the Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? mug.

smelling the muffins

Share definition
"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"
by Jenny W October 15, 2007
Flag
mugGet the smelling the muffins mug.