The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.
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Telephone pimpin is picking up the phone and pimping other people to your will. This mostly consists of influencing the other person to see your point of view
Man, I decided to drop out of the election because everybody was telephone pimpin and it wasn't fair
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They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
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"Dude, I've completely lost faith in humanity. What should I do?"
"Go ring the red telephone. It'll make everything better."
"Go ring the red telephone. It'll make everything better."
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