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Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.
"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"
by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011
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telephonique

Mark: I'm so horny today
John: Dude you should call a telephonique.
by shadamama February 25, 2013
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telephone pimpin

Telephone pimpin is picking up the phone and pimping other people to your will. This mostly consists of influencing the other person to see your point of view
Man, I decided to drop out of the election because everybody was telephone pimpin and it wasn't fair
by Supa Tee June 10, 2016
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telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone
It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants
by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020
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telephante

telephante, ah yes,, the best person on here. Follow them on tiktok
telephante, stan them wtf.
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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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Red Telephone

The red, rotary-dial telephone used to start World War Three. May also cause random nuclear wars and Presidential assassinations. Use with caution.
"Dude, I've completely lost faith in humanity. What should I do?"
"Go ring the red telephone. It'll make everything better."
by Mr. Meowmeow9 October 15, 2012
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