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Baby Mama Trauma

To experience trauma due to one's "baby mama" or a knocked up ho.
Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*
by A crazy mofizzle April 24, 2005
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Religious trauma

A term used by people who have been treated awfully by religious people. Often times, the religious person is a guardian or someone close to you, but can also just be random religious people.
“No, I don’t hate religious people, I just hate the stupid ones. I have religious trauma, you can’t blame me.”
by Beezee01 February 13, 2022
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Post traumatic Down syndrome

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up
Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last
by BONDEDFOOL April 22, 2020
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Jeger Traum

An alcohol drink, tastes same as Real Jeger Meister drink, but 4 times cheaper and gives u a headache for next 2 days.
Zile: what we gonna do tonight ?
Vertel: we gonna drink jeger traum!!! lets traumatize each other tonight!!!
Zyle : Okay,ill buy it in liqor store , just 10$ for 50 oz
by zyver January 3, 2009
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thaum

a measurement of the the smallest unit of energy necessary to accomplish a magical act
it takes a thaum to pull a rabbit out of a hat
by Quiet Sound July 28, 2008
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Trauma drafting

Trauma drafting is when you follow loosely behind an ambulance, fire truck, or other emergency vechicle who's sirens are on to catch the green lights that they've turned in their favor and take advantage of the fact that everyone in front of them has pulled over.
Husband: "Wow- You made it home in record time!"

Wife: "Yeah, I was trauma drafting all the way down University Ave. I think there's a fire or something down the street."
by starsatnoon February 19, 2010
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traumavore

Piggybacking other peoples traumatic experiences. Constantly triggered by events that have nothing to do with them.
Karen is struggling, the BLM protests remind her of 9/11. Karen wasn’t at 9/11 she just watched it on TV but she’s a traumavore so it’s a tough day for her.
by Tramps November 30, 2020
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