the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

by Aeron Nobodie January 21, 2003

The Dirty Birdhouse

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.

Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.

by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

The Dirty Magdalene

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.

After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.

by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007

The Dirty Portsmouth

when a male boner enters the mouth and clears its way through also knows as the "the dirty portsmouth". This may cause sever choking or death.

Kevin : dudeee you get a blow job from kelsey?
Hyunchang : yea man but they now call it the "the dirty portsmouth"
Victor :AHHHYEAH!

by Master K Chief May 16, 2010

The Dirty Elvis

Do your chick in the ass then pull it out and use her own shit to make sideburns on her face.

Bill: Hey Greg did you fuck Mary yet?

Greg: Hell yeah! I even gave that bitch The Dirty Elvis *thumbs up*

by Major Rio December 29, 2007

The Dirty Drop

A killin 5-piece rock/jam/funk band from New Brunswick, NJ. Check more out at www.thedirtydrop.com.

Don't bother taking a shower before The Dirty Drop plays, you're just going to be filthy afterwards anyways...

by the ketchup August 2, 2008

The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.

"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"

by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009