Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

StrumFreak

A popular online vector artist known best for his vector art from the popular My Little Pony friendship is magic (MLP:FiM) TV show. He is also a guitarist, preferring to cover metal songs.

"I'm going to commission that StrumFreak guy to draw my OC"
"Knowing his work it'll be great!"

by SophSoph June 1, 2013

shise stumpf

German for stump full of shit

What a shise stumpf!

by phartimus maximus June 29, 2010

Strump

Strump: When your having your morning stretch, and a fart slips out (aka - trump, English slang for Fart)

This is very difficult to achieve. When you stretch, your body becomes tight,
making very hard to pass gas. Very skilled accomplishment.

Woman: Aaahhhh, that felt good
Man: Did you just... STRUMP?
(the man was amazed at her abilities)

by Nelson's December 10, 2008

Stumpfified

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como

stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED

by SNAP123 January 4, 2011