Definitions by TheOneArmedMan

Stumpf 

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

Stumpf by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Karabin

A swift and devastating kick to the testicles, delivered only in self-defense and as a last resort.

She brought down her attacker with a vicious karabin, leaving him prone.

Karabin by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013